Have You Seen My Trousers Anywhere?: Struggling for Character, 
Good Eve.
I would like to begin with an apology. It has been far too long since my last update, you see, its this terrible pain I have in my brain that has caused this lack of motivation. Suffice to say I think I may have cracked it. Wine seems to help.
I am in Ireland. It’s a most divine…
This is in fact one of the loveliest texts I have read in ages, you’re a brilliant brilliant man, Mr Bower :)